Local Male authorities arrested seven men in connection with a cute little home-made bomb explosion in a park which ended up wounding, say, 12 foreign tourists nearly all of them slightly. “It's just adorable,” exclaimed a beaming Iraq, “to see this little guy trying to act all grown up.” Pakistan agreed saying, “Those first few wobbly steps on the road to full blown terrorist hotbed are so precious that it just makes you wanna pick him up and squeeze him.”The bomb, described by a government spokesman as amateurish, was packed with nails and detonated in a lovely public park. “You really have to cherish these first fleeting moments because they grow up so fast,” reminisced Libya. “Before you know it there'll be hundreds dead from a C4-packed tanker truck explosion in a crowded market during the Pilgrimage.”
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