Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Over Heard...

Real life quotes from real live people from real life.
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Toddler ( in “baby” voice, pointing at approaching man,): Ucljck.

Mother (in “mommy-to-baby” voice): Yeaaaah! He looks like Uncle Jack, doesn't he!?

Toddler: Ucljck.



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[sound -fade in- tires on gravel/car engine]
[sound -stop- tires on gravel]
[sound -stop- engine]
[sound - single car door open then shut]

Woman: [inaudible]

Man (annoyed): What?

Woman: [inaudible]

Man: Whadid you fuckin' say?

Woman (insistent, haltingly): I didn't * say * fuckin' * anything!

Man: Ya said fuckin' somethin'.

Woman: [inaudible]

Man: [inaudible]

[sound - single car door open then shut]
[sound - engine starts]
[sound - tires on gravel]
[sound -fade out- engine/tires on gravel]

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