Monday, October 1st, 2007
World
U.N. envoy to meet Myanmar's militant leader to express outrage over a violent crackdown on pro-democracy marchers during which several were killed, while in Darfur even the peacekeeping forces are attacked and forced to flee their makeshift camps after several killed, and Jesus Christ, a fucking volcano fucking erupts in Red Sea off coast of fucking Yemen... killing several.
Nation
President of Duke University apologizes to lacrosse team for ever believing that, that... woman, while Supreme Court plots course to require ownership of fully automatic assault weapons by all U.S. citizens, legalize extradition of any Aunt Sally the government sees fit to be tortured endlessly in a dank eastern European C.I.A. gulag, mandate death penalty for all felonies and overturn Roe v. Wade by June, while woman in custody at the Phoenix airport apparently accidentally strangles self trying to escape from handcuffs behind her back (okay readers, take a minute and try doing this yourself and you'll smell the same rat HHWT-News smells).
Local
DUI, DUI, DUI, domestic assault, boring city council meeting attended because of that one hot stenographer, domestic assault, tree struck by lightning now looks and smells like Virgin Mary, DUI.
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